Friday, August 5, 2016

10 Books for the Apocalypse



Fermi melted down, like, twice when I was growing up. Something like that. This isn’t a scientific blog post so I’m not going to do any fact-checking. But at any rate, there were times growing up that nuclear radiation melted into the surrounding area, and at least once I packed a carpet bag in case my parents said we needed to Go Now (and I put The Bible in, because that’s just who I am as a person, and my favorite pair of socks and my favorite skirt, and considered myself Ready to Flee the State if Necessary).

The point is, I have been indoctrinated into the culture of Pack Your Bags and Run at a Moment’s Notice and Hope You Get Out Alive (But You Probably Won’t). I was raised by a man who used to huddle under desks in elementary school in case Russia bombed us, so this is not too much of a surprise here.

In the off chance we do make it out of Michigan alive, though, here is my list of the ten books I’d take with me into the apocalypse, so when I’m not searching for unpolluted water/evading zombies/trying to get the Internet working again/whatever apocalyptic scenario you desire, I am well supplied with literature to start the world anew.

After all, consider the classic Beowulf, one of the only relics of Old English literature. Had the monks at the monastery where Beowulf resided known that only one text would survive, what would they have chosen, if given the choice?

(“Probably the Bible,” one of my friends scoffed. I didn’t tell her that I, too, had once packed my Bible to carry off into lands unknown.)

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1. In the Kingdom of Ice, by Hampton Sides. Why? Because I cried when I finished, and I carried the book with me for a couple hours afterward, the way one would a baby.

2. Our Mutual Friend, Charles Dickens. I wrote my first giant Master’s paper on this stupid book. I read it three times in two years. (It’s an 800 page monster.) I would sooner cut my arm off than part with my copy with all of its sticky notes and little place markers.

3. The Dream Thieves, Maggie Stiefvater. Her best work in the Raven Cycle. In a sense, it would be like carrying Maggie Stiefvater with me into the apocalypse, and there is no one I would rather have on my side during the end of the world than Stiefvater. Plus, my copy is autographed.  

4. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier. I would need a book about loss in my new life. And this book is in my top-ten books that influenced my life, so.  

5. Code Name Verity, Elizabeth Wein. I mean, this book is perfection. I ought to write scholarly essays on it. Someone ought to, anyway.

6. Chalice, Robin McKinley. You can’t start a library from nothing without a Robin McKinley. This one is my favorite. (Sorry, The Blue Sword.)

7. My sad little Bantam edition of the collected works of Oscar Wilde, for reasons obvious. I cannot live without Salome; I cannot live without the cheeky picture of young Wilde gazing sultrily (is that a word) at the camera.

8. A Little Princess, Frances Hogdson Burnett. I mean…this was my First Favorite Book. Ever. Sentimental reasons.

9. Henry V, Shakespeare. I feel like the future world will need a reminder that war is not glorious. And also Shakespeare. Station 11 proved that we would need Shakespeare after the apocalypse.  

10. The Year of the Secret Assignments, Jacklyn Moriarty. This is another book that made me cry when I finished. Moriarty wrote many sequels, but this one—this one is the best. I believe it will be the best thing she ever writes, and that is high praise, because each of her books is up there on my list of “best fiction ever written.”  

Honorable Mentions:

Undeniable, Bill Nye

The Blue Castle, L. M. Montgomery

Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Goldman

The Historian, Elizabeth Kostova


If you could only take ten books with you into a Brave New World, which would you choose?

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